Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England
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At the height of World Cup fever, and ahead of a run Off-Broadway, the multi award-winning Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England comes to the West End for one night only.

The show tells the true story of ardent football fan Billy Kinley, who sticks a flare up his bum at Euro 2020 and goes viral.

What follows is a funny, raw and disarmingly honest exploration of identity, loyalty and belonging.

Winner of multiple awards including an Offie and Best Theatre and Physical Theatre Show at Adelaide Fringe 2025, and boasting over 50 five star reviews, this is a show that has captivated audiences around the world.

Don’t miss the final ever UK performance of this remarkable production.

Bold. Sharp. Unforgettable.

One flare. One man. One bum. One unmissable story.

Closing

21/06/2026

Running Time

1h15, no interval

Genre

Comedy, Plays

Age & Content

14+

Cast:

Alex Hill

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No accessibility performances are currently scheduled for this show.

Frequently asked questions

Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England is playing at Garrick Theatre in London. Your ticket selection will show available performance dates and times, and you can book securely online via Official London Theatre. For the smoothest experience, pick a performance from the calendar and book early for popular dates.
The show tells the true story of ardent football fan Billy Kinley, who sticks a flare up his bum at Euro 2020 and goes viral.
The running time for Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England is 1h15, no interval. Duration can occasionally vary slightly by performance, but this is the listed length for the production.
Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England is recommended for ages 14+. If you’re bringing younger theatregoers, it’s worth considering themes and attention span alongside the age guidance. Some venues also have their own admission policies, so it can help to double-check requirements before you travel.
Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England opens on 21st June 2026 and is currently scheduled to run until 21st June 2026. If you’re planning a trip or booking for a specific week, check the performance calendar for dates and availability, as popular performances can sell faster closer to the run.
Tickets for Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England go on sale from 24th February 2026. If you’re looking for the widest choice of seats and dates, booking early is usually best - especially for weekends and peak travel periods. Once on sale, you can select a performance and complete your booking online.
You can buy tickets for Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England online through Official London Theatre. Choose your preferred performance in the calendar, select seats if available, and complete your purchase securely.
Why I Stuck A Flare Up My Arse For England features a cast including Alex Hill. Casting can vary by date, so if you’re booking specifically to see a particular performer, it’s worth checking any casting notes for your chosen performance.
There isn’t a strict dress code for London theatre, so wear whatever you’ll feel comfortable and confident in. Most people go for smart casual - think jeans or trousers with a nice top, a casual dress, or a shirt and trainers. If you’re heading to an evening show, on a date, or celebrating something, you might fancy dressing up a bit more, but it’s completely optional.
Arriving at least 30 minutes before the scheduled start time helps keep things smooth and stress-free, giving you plenty of time to collect tickets, go through security, and get settled in your seat before the performance begins.